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10 Promises to Add to the Wedding Vows!

10 Promises to Add to the Wedding Vows

The traditional wedding vows are nice – to honor, love, and respect, ’til death do us part. But we could be just a little more specific about what it takes to get there. Here’s some suggestions: 10 promises we could add to the wedding vows – you know, just to make sure we’re on the same page!

1. I promise not to expect you to read my mind.

2. I promise not to complain about toilet seat status, which way the toilet paper rolls, or how you load the dishwasher – even if you’re doing it wrong.

3. I promise I won’t say “I told you so” even if I clearly did.

4. I promise not to jump in with the punchline on a joke or story you’re telling no matter how long it’s taking you to tell it.

5. I promise not to keep score on petty things like who is right or who does more housework – even if I’m winning.

6. I promise to give you at least 1/3 of the closet space even if I could use it more productively.

7. I promise I will never leave you just one square of toilet paper left on the roll, a mere sliver of soap left in the shower, or less than a gallon of gas left in the car.

8. I promise I will not call you your special nickname in public – at least not loud enough for others to hear.

9. I promise I will love you through weight changes, hair loss, non-head hair growth, and wrinkle development.

10. I promise I’ll review this list of promises every year on our anniversary and say a sincere “I’m sorry” if I’ve broken any of them.

ARE THERE ANY OTHER PROMISES IT WOULD BE HELPFUL TO ADD TO THE WEDDING VOWS?

Shel Harrington
 

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