There are whole books on testifying in court. There are numerous articles about what to say, what to wear, and how to behave. But there are also things that should NOT be said during testimony – especially in Family Court. Following are my top five things not to say in Family Court.
1. “To tell you the truth.” Or ‘to be honest with you.’ Or ‘frankly.’ Or any other like statement. You are expected to tell the truth, be honest, and be frank. To start a sentence out by announcing you intend to do so makes one wonder about your other other statements.
2. “My children.” It’s a common enough reference when you are speaking about your children to a third party. However, if you are testifying in a custody matter – especially if you are seeking custody and asking that the other parent have less physical time – it sounds dismissive of the other parent. Better phrasing is ‘our children’ or actual use of the children’s names.
3.” I allow.” As in: “I allow him to see the children each Tuesday.” or “I let her pick up the kids at 7:00.” Not much red-flags the Family Court Judge to control issues as much as this type of statement. Neither parent – at least in divorce cases – has more legal right to the children or control of their comings and goings than the other until (and unless) a judge rules that one does. If one parent arbitrarily appoints themself in charge, especially if they wield their control like a weapon, it may very well leave the judge thinking the other parent would be the more reasonable parent to appoint as primary custodian.
4. Anything sarcastic. Whether you’re testifying in a pre-trial deposition* or in court, your words are being recorded in writing. Sarcasm doesn’t read well. The attorney asks you if you beat your kids. You sarcastically answer: “Yeah – I beat my kids every day whether they need it or not.” Cute. Everybody in the room hears your sneering tone and knows you mean the opposite. Not so for the reader of the appeal or deposition transcript. In black and white it appears that you have admitted, under oath, that you beat your kids daily. Not so cute.
5. Tone versus words. Don’t use a tone of voice that proclaims you’re a jerk. Does this seem obvious? During the stress of a trial, when it is your turn to testify and the attorney is badgering you or twisting around your statements, it is very easy to get caught up in a hostile moment. Very easy to respond in the same mean-spirited tone that the attorney is using toward you. The better response is to let the attorney continue to look like a bully and you keep your tone respectful while you disagree. Resist the temptation to be combative and use a tone that is argumentative. The judge probably already knows that attorney and his or her regular behavior, but he doesn’t know you. Taking the high road (after a deep breath or two if necessary!) will serve you well.
(*A deposition is testimony of a witness taken under oath prior to the trial for the purposes of discovering information relevant to the particular legal suit pending.)
If you have additional suggestions of what NOT to say during testimony in Family Court, please share them in the comment section below.