Random Acts of Toilet Paper
Having recently established that certain bathroom habits can be harmful to marriage, I left some people feeling that the bathroom was downright hazardous. But it’s not the bathroom itself, it’s the bathroom behavior we need to look at (not literally). Toilet seat left up? Bad behavior. Cracking your spouse up with your artistic toilet paper endeavors? Good behavior. Here are 5 Random Acts of Toilet Paper to achieve the latter!
1. Get their day started with the promise of a breeze.
2. Let your spouse know things could always be rougher.
3. Who doesn’t like to see a smile first thing in the morning?
4. Make sure you can never be accused of not giving them flowers. (Yes – there is a book on the art of toilet-paper folding. If you don’t believe me, click the picture.)
5. Show them you’d be lost without them . . .
Love these! Better get myself out and buy that book 🙂
If you do, I expect pictures, Jo! Thanks for visiting!
Hilarious!
FYI – there’s a kindel version of the book!
I need that book! I love folding the toilet paper. My mom used to do it and I still do.
They had a kindle version of it that was only about $10. Let me know if you get it and you start a Pinterest board with the different designs – I’d love to see what else there is to do with it!
One of the sweetest gestures I’ve ever seen (received) was a toilet paper flower from a man trying to flirt with me. He was met with rejection until then. Who could resist?
Just when I come to grips with the fact that toilet paper can be fun, I hear that it can also be romantic?? Who would thunk it?!
To quote one of my favorite country groups…ROLL ON ALABAMA, ROLL ON!
Have a great weekend, Shel!
You, too, Jill – hope you’re not getting the same 102 degree blast that we’re getting!
It’s on it’s way, Shel. The humidity is extremely high, but I can’t complain…we have air conditioning. 🙂
Haha – too funny! I have to try some of these. LOVE the toilet paper one – how appropriate for a rough day/week/whatever!
Like Maria said, it’s usually one of our Rotten Cats who get creative with the TP. I’d love to see their little faces when they encounter a little cat face smiling back at them!
I’m going to assume the intruder wouldn’t stand a chance at the cat gym, Lisa!
In our house it’s the cat who usually produces toilet paper art masterpieces. She’s been known to shred a whole roll in two minutes flat.
I saw a video of a cat who totally unrolled a full roll of toilet paper – than rolled it back up! Pretty sure that wouldn’t happen at my house! Have a great weekend, Maria!